Laugh A While

Madam- I am beautiful, what tense is it?

Student- Past !

Madam- How ?

Student- Because the time of your beauty has gone।

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Monu- what will you give me, I reach the top of Mount Everest?

Lovepreet- A Push………..

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Teacher- If you had Rs 10 and you asked your father for Rs 10 more then how much would you have ?

Student- None.

Teacher- you don’t know your Arithmetic.

Student- Sir, you don’t know my father

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